Silliness

Lists are pretty much my favourite thing ever that is not connected to boys or whiskey. I write lists of almost everything, be they important tasks to complete throughout the week (these rarely all get checked off), or lists of things on a silly topic that I think up while half way through a three hour grad lecture. This list falls into the former category.

Popular Titles in Chick Lit

1. One Day You May be a Cutlet.

2. Cute & Fuzzy? Yes I am! The Chick’s Big Book of Confidence.

3. Mommy was an Egg Factory: How to Come to Terms With Your Origins.

4. What Came First? Philosophy for Chick Beginners.

5. Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! How to Stand Out From the Yellow Masses.

(or the equally best selling)

6. The Yellow Masses and You: A Chick Communist Manifesto.

7. White Feathers Where There Used to be Yellow Down? Puberty Explained.

~ by organizeddiscord on October 17, 2008.